This Is What Happens Next

THIS IS WHAT HAPPENS NEXT

Book Three in The Anti-Social Plant Club Series

The plants adjusted.

At first they assumed you would come back.

You didn't.

There were seedlings to check.
Garden beds to weed.
Tomatoes to worry about.

The houseplants watched you leave.

The garden plants watched you arrive.

And everyone started taking notes.

This Is What Happens Next is a minimalist adult coloring book featuring clean botanical illustrations paired with dry, observational humor from plants that have begun adapting to changing circumstances.

Each page combines a simple hand-drawn plant illustration with a quiet, deadpan caption—nothing motivational, nothing loud, and definitely no encouragement.

Just plants.

Adapting.

Organizing.

Forming opinions.

Perfect for:

• Plant lovers with a sense of humor

• Fans of dry wit and understated sarcasm

• Gardeners who spend more time outside than inside

• Anyone looking for a relaxing coloring experience with personality

Inside you'll find:

• 50 minimalist plant illustrations

• Single-sided coloring pages

• Dry observational humor

• Designs suitable for colored pencils, markers, and gel pens

The Anti-Social Plant Club Series follows the strange relationship between humans and the plants quietly observing them. In Book Three, the garden plants realize they may need to take matters into their own roots.

They adjusted.

They made a plan.

And nobody was consulted.