Consider this shirt your official terms of service for attending social functions. You fulfilled your contractual obligation by being physically in the room; anything beyond that is outside your scope of work.
With a vintage webbed lawn chair graphic and an emotionless, clinical layout, it’s the ideal garment for introverts, reluctant party guests, and anyone who prefers their social interaction from a safe, quiet distance.
The Details:
Material: 100% Premium heavy cotton tee (190gsm) by Comfort Colors.
Style: Classic unisex fit with a vintage, relaxed aesthetic.
Care: Machine wash cold, inside out. Sit quietly while drying.
