{"product_id":"this-is-what-happens-next-they-adjusted","title":"This Is What Happens Next","description":"\u003cp\u003e\u003cstrong\u003eTHIS IS WHAT HAPPENS NEXT\u003c\/strong\u003e\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003cp\u003eBook Three in The Anti-Social Plant Club Series\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003cp\u003eThe plants adjusted.\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003cp\u003eAt first they assumed you would come back.\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003cp\u003eYou didn't.\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003cp\u003eThere were seedlings to check.\u003cbr\u003eGarden beds to weed.\u003cbr\u003eTomatoes to worry about.\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003cp\u003eThe houseplants watched you leave.\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003cp\u003eThe garden plants watched you arrive.\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003cp\u003eAnd everyone started taking notes.\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003cp\u003eThis Is What Happens Next is a minimalist adult coloring book featuring clean botanical illustrations paired with dry, observational humor from plants that have begun adapting to changing circumstances.\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003cp\u003eEach page combines a simple hand-drawn plant illustration with a quiet, deadpan caption—nothing motivational, nothing loud, and definitely no encouragement.\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003cp\u003eJust plants.\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003cp\u003eAdapting.\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003cp\u003eOrganizing.\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003cp\u003eForming opinions.\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003cp\u003ePerfect for:\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003cp\u003e• Plant lovers with a sense of humor\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003cp\u003e• Fans of dry wit and understated sarcasm\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003cp\u003e• Gardeners who spend more time outside than inside\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003cp\u003e• Anyone looking for a relaxing coloring experience with personality\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003cp\u003eInside you'll find:\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003cp\u003e• 50 minimalist plant illustrations\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003cp\u003e• Single-sided coloring pages\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003cp\u003e• Dry observational humor\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003cp\u003e• Designs suitable for colored pencils, markers, and gel pens\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003cp\u003eThe Anti-Social Plant Club Series follows the strange relationship between humans and the plants quietly observing them. In Book Three, the garden plants realize they may need to take matters into their own roots.\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003cp\u003eThey adjusted.\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003cp\u003eThey made a plan.\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003cp\u003eAnd nobody was consulted.\u003cbr\u003e\u003c\/p\u003e","brand":"Christine Maltese Studio","offers":[{"title":"Default Title","offer_id":46403812786326,"sku":null,"price":0.0,"currency_code":"USD","in_stock":true}],"thumbnail_url":"\/\/cdn.shopify.com\/s\/files\/1\/0704\/9851\/7142\/files\/Book3Thisiswhathappensnext.png?v=1780152318","url":"https:\/\/christinemaltesestudio.com\/products\/this-is-what-happens-next-they-adjusted","provider":"Christine Maltese Studio","version":"1.0","type":"link"}