{"product_id":"plants-that-judge-you","title":"Plants That Judge You Harder","description":"\u003cp\u003e\u003cstrong\u003ePLANTS THAT JUDGE YOU HARDER\u003c\/strong\u003e\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003cp\u003eBook Two in The Anti-Social Plant Club Series\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003cp\u003eThe houseplants noticed something.\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003cp\u003eYou started looking outside.\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003cp\u003eMaybe it was a seed catalog.\u003cbr\u003eMaybe it was a garden center.\u003cbr\u003eMaybe it was that one tomato plant that somehow became twenty-three tomato plants.\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003cp\u003eThey noticed the shift.\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003cp\u003ePlants That Judge You Harder is a minimalist adult coloring book featuring clean botanical illustrations paired with dry, observational humor from plants that have become increasingly suspicious of their humans.\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003cp\u003eEach page combines a simple hand-drawn plant illustration with a quiet, deadpan caption—nothing motivational, nothing loud, and definitely no encouragement.\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003cp\u003eJust plants.\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003cp\u003eObserving.\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003cp\u003eComparing notes.\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003cp\u003eDrawing conclusions.\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003cp\u003ePerfect for:\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003cp\u003e• Plant lovers with a sense of humor\u003cbr\u003e• Fans of dry wit and understated sarcasm\u003cbr\u003e• Introverts, gardeners, and quiet observers\u003cbr\u003e• Anyone looking for a relaxing coloring experience with personality\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003cp\u003eInside you'll find:\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003cp\u003e• 50 minimalist plant illustrations\u003cbr\u003e• Single-sided coloring pages\u003cbr\u003e• Dry observational humor\u003cbr\u003e• Designs suitable for colored pencils, markers, and gel pens\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003cp\u003eThe Anti-Social Plant Club Series follows the strange relationship between humans and the plants quietly observing them. In Book Two, the houseplants realize your attention is moving elsewhere.\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003cp\u003eThey noticed.\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003cp\u003eThey have questions.\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003cp\u003eAnd they don't like the answers.\u003cbr\u003e\u003c\/p\u003e","brand":"Christine Maltese Studio","offers":[{"title":"Default Title","offer_id":46403793354902,"sku":null,"price":0.0,"currency_code":"USD","in_stock":true}],"thumbnail_url":"\/\/cdn.shopify.com\/s\/files\/1\/0704\/9851\/7142\/files\/PlantsThatJudgeYou_1.png?v=1780144071","url":"https:\/\/christinemaltesestudio.com\/products\/plants-that-judge-you","provider":"Christine Maltese Studio","version":"1.0","type":"link"}