{"product_id":"houseplants-that-judge-you","title":"Houseplants That Judge You","description":"\u003cp\u003e\u003cstrong\u003eHOUSEPLANTS THAT JUDGE YOU\u003c\/strong\u003e\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003cp\u003eBook One in The Anti-Social Plant Club Series\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003cp\u003eYour houseplants have always been watching.\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003cp\u003eThey've seen the late watering.\u003cbr\u003eThe overwatering.\u003cbr\u003eThe inspirational plant purchases that quickly turned into responsibility.\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003cp\u003eThey noticed everything.\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003cp\u003eHouseplants That Judge You is a minimalist adult coloring book featuring clean botanical illustrations paired with dry, observational humor from plants that have spent far too much time thinking about their humans.\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003cp\u003eEach page combines a simple hand-drawn plant illustration with a quiet, deadpan caption—nothing motivational, nothing loud, and definitely no encouragement.\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003cp\u003eJust plants.\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003cp\u003eWatching.\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003cp\u003eRemembering.\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003cp\u003ePerfect for:\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003cp\u003e• Plant lovers with a sense of humor\u003cbr\u003e• Fans of dry wit and understated sarcasm\u003cbr\u003e• Introverts, gardeners, and quiet observers\u003cbr\u003e• Anyone looking for a relaxing coloring experience with personality\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003cp\u003eInside you'll find:\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003cp\u003e• 50 minimalist plant illustrations\u003cbr\u003e• Single-sided coloring pages\u003cbr\u003e• Dry observational humor\u003cbr\u003e• Designs suitable for colored pencils, markers, and gel pens\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003cp\u003eThe Anti-Social Plant Club Series follows the strange relationship between humans and the plants quietly observing them. In Book One, the houseplants begin paying attention.\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003cp\u003eThe plants have noticed.\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003cp\u003eAnd they're keeping score.\u003cbr\u003e\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003cp\u003e \u003c\/p\u003e","brand":"Christine Maltese Studio","offers":[{"title":"Default Title","offer_id":46229411627158,"sku":null,"price":0.0,"currency_code":"USD","in_stock":true}],"thumbnail_url":"\/\/cdn.shopify.com\/s\/files\/1\/0704\/9851\/7142\/files\/Houseplants_That_Judge_You.png?v=1780064651","url":"https:\/\/christinemaltesestudio.com\/products\/houseplants-that-judge-you","provider":"Christine Maltese Studio","version":"1.0","type":"link"}